
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Black Sheep ~ 黑色羔羊

Wednesday, August 22, 2007
漫画嘉年华07
参赛者的漫画水准相当高,简直可以出书了。这里贴上其中五位我非常喜欢的参赛者的作品(拍得不是很清楚,抱歉…)他们都很年轻,可是功力已经达到老师级的水准咯。
看来我这个老头子,需要更加努力的去练好我的漫画咯!
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封面彩色方面的参赛作品也不赖噢!
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漫画家正在现场绘画Molly。在另个角落摆放了一些模型,有Transformer,铁人兄弟的…等等
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拿了这本新出版的《秀逗高校》跟张家辉要签名!哈哈~他是我非常欣赏的其中一位本地漫画家。如果有看过他的作品的朋友们,都会发现我的漫画人物多少也有他的影子。只是幽默感这方面我还需要更加努力,但是要做个很有幽默感,很风趣的人,该从那里开始呢…?
(p/s 那天既然忘了跟张家辉来张合照…呜…)
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Monday, August 20, 2007
欠扁的鬼故事
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这个故事比较特别,你们最好要有心里准备,
因为一开始很恐怖,后来很好笑,结果很可怜。
从前在一个村子里有一个僵尸,~好恐怖噢!
后来僵尸跌倒,~哈哈…好好笑噢!
结果僵尸死了。~呜…好可怜噢…
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(故事摘自N年前叮当sent来的msg^^)
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有一对恩爱的情人有一天终于要结婚了,但在去教堂的路上,新郎遇到车祸死了,他的血喷到新娘的裙子。当晚新娘哭到半夜才睡着…突然她梦见一位老婆婆,老婆婆劝她快把裙上的血迹清洗了,不过她却洗不脱。隔天,她又梦见老婆婆叫她洗掉血迹,否则会发生不好的事情…可是,无论新娘怎么洗也洗不脱…终于坏事显灵了。她听见敲门声便去开门,谁知却是梦里的老婆婆,老婆婆问她,血迹洗不掉吗?便拉着新娘的手把一些蓝色液体倒在她手中说道:请试用DYNAMO,只要轻轻一搽就能洗掉任何污渍了… …
(故事摘自侠女8号佳丽sent来的msg^^)
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This is a true story of a young college gurl who past away last month, at shah alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I dont wanna mention the name of the college. She have a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in johor. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her handphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with shankar. Both of them used maxis.
Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) Before she passed away she always told her frens "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cant carry her coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still can't. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same.
Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (pak Darin), who is a fren of her father. He took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this gurl misses something here". Then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. (can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment) Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. (pity Shankar).
After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home 2day. Cook something nice for me. dont tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. I wanna suprise her." her mother replied....."u come home first, i wanna tell u something very important." After he came to shah alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. he was laughing and said "dont try to fool me. Tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her. Pls stop this nonsense". Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe.(Shankar started to sweat) He said... "its not true. we were spoke yesterday. she still calls me. Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya. see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation loud and clear. No cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin the were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again.
Pak darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours. Than they discovered one thing... tok Chen was sweating. His face was red . "i just cant believe this. it's quite amazing" he said. " i didn't think that this could actually happen. Unbelievable Oh My God! Maxis is the best line, ever. We can still keep in touch even when we're dead!! Talk about coverage!!! Best coverage ever!!! Where can i get the SIMpack?
Moral of the story.........Maxis is the best lar .........
(故事摘自N年前月亮姐姐sent来的email^^)
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那天收到白僵尸的《鬼节的禁忌》短讯,还以为他酱好死sent来提醒&关心,哪里知道还有下文的…
《鬼节的禁忌》
1,看见地上的东西不能拾!
(如果是钱包,项链…等等值钱的东西看你拾不拾!)
2,听见后面有人叫你的名字时不能回头看!
(回到家肯定被家人或朋友训一顿!)
3,不能在十字路口唱古代歌曲!
(除非你想进青山!)
4,超过傍晚六点不能玩任何乐器!
(…那很多夜店不用做生意了!)
然后白僵尸就说要把这短讯传给至少六个人,如果不发出去或删除的话,会有怪异事件发生~
比如…
1,冲凉的时候会有“人”坐在马桶上。
(还好上大号和洗澡的地方是分开嘀!)
2,照镜子时会有“人”在你后面。
(我!因为房里贴满了自己的海报和照片)
3,看电视时会有“人”陪你一起看。
(不怕!通常都是几个人一起看电视节目,要怕的话就大家一起怕…)
4,眼前会一直浮现死后的样子。
(起床后照镜就会看到!)
5,在你家门口会有“人”跟你招手。
(对面家的安娣是很亲切友善的噢!)
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Thursday, August 16, 2007
MSN猛鬼十二连拍~系列三

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称号: 盏鬼 (广语)
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称号: 颠鬼

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称号: 奸鬼
特征: 心机很重,搬弄是非,强词夺理…等等
嗜好: 喜欢玩百万富翁,象棋 …(好像有点文不对题…哈)
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称号: 烟鬼
年龄: 不详
嗜好: 每分每秒一“把”烟,心情HIGH到变神仙…^^
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Monday, August 13, 2007
MSN猛鬼十二连拍~系列二
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称号: 饿鬼
年龄: 不详
特征: 怎样吃都不会饱
嗜好: 吃!吃!吃!
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称号: 胆小鬼
年龄: 不详
特征: 非常胆小
嗜好: 喜欢玩捉迷藏
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Friday, August 10, 2007
MSN猛鬼十二连拍~系列一

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称号: 咸湿鬼
年龄: 不详
特征: 非常咸湿
嗜好: 喜欢装人冲凉、换衣…甚至上厕所,看X书和X光碟,偷内衣裤…等等
攻击对象: 男女老少
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称号: 爱哭鬼
年龄: 不详
特征: 非常爱哭,哭得死去活来,哭得没完没了
嗜好: 喜欢哭、是也哭;不是也哭。可以一整天都在哭
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称号: 赌鬼
年龄: 不详
特征: 逢赌必输
嗜好: 非常好赌,什么都能赌…比如说赌脚毛有多少根啊,赌某某人一天讲了多少句脏话啊…
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Friday, August 03, 2007
知错要改~壹



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之前还以为日本才有樱花好看,去年和一位在旅游业工作的朋友聊天时她告诉了我其实台湾也有的看樱花,阿里山有的看,阳明山也有的看…,当时真的高兴的不得了。心想去日本起码要有5、6千马币,而台湾应该没日本那么贵。
再加上台湾的综艺节目如《食字路口》、《全能美食秀》、和纪录片《一步一脚印,发现新台湾》,增加了我要到台湾旅行的欲望。只要一听到有谁人要去台湾,我就会很兴奋的、自然而然的、随心所欲的对他说:
“我也要去!!!”
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回到家后才想起了今年我答应了家人朋友要去很多地方,年尾的Bali岛,明年的中国云南,香港或澳门,和本地的槟城,金马伦高原…够力!这次真的是够力了…因为今年的收入没去年的那么丰盛,既然还敢答应那么多事情,到时又要放他们飞机(鸽子)了。
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相信他们对于我这个“款”已经麻木到不行了,毕竟放飞机的事件发生太多太多次了,因此我得到了“飞机王”的美誉!
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我的分数已经给他们扣到没的再扣了,已经是negative了。如果现在再不改过自新的话,以后就表(不要)想他们会预我的份啦…希望他们能明白我目前的经济状况是处于平淡期,只够吃够用有时到月尾了还要ngai面包(做artist的其实是很穷的…)。不允许自己再犯同样错误,在答应前最好三思,这样就不会犯众怒啦^^。有时做事婆妈点也不见得是件坏事噢^o^