欠扁的鬼故事

这里有几个鬼故事要和大家分享…



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这个故事比较特别，你们最好要有心里准备，

因为一开始很恐怖，后来很好笑，结果很可怜。

从前在一个村子里有一个僵尸，～好恐怖噢！


后来僵尸跌倒，～哈哈…好好笑噢！


结果僵尸死了。～呜…好可怜噢…

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（故事摘自N年前叮当sent来的msg^^）



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有一对恩爱的情人有一天终于要结婚了，但在去教堂的路上，新郎遇到车祸死了，他的血喷到新娘的裙子。当晚新娘哭到半夜才睡着…突然她梦见一位老婆婆，老婆婆劝她快把裙上的血迹清洗了，不过她却洗不脱。隔天，她又梦见老婆婆叫她洗掉血迹，否则会发生不好的事情…可是，无论新娘怎么洗也洗不脱…终于坏事显灵了。她听见敲门声便去开门，谁知却是梦里的老婆婆，老婆婆问她，血迹洗不掉吗？便拉着新娘的手把一些蓝色液体倒在她手中说道：请试用DYNAMO，只要轻轻一搽就能洗掉任何污渍了… …

（故事摘自侠女8号佳丽sent来的msg^^）



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This is a true story of a young college gurl who past away last month, at shah alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I dont wanna mention the name of the college. She have a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in johor. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her handphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with shankar. Both of them used maxis.

Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) Before she passed away she always told her frens "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cant carry her coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still can't. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same.

Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (pak Darin), who is a fren of her father. He took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this gurl misses something here". Then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. (can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment) Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. (pity Shankar).

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home 2day. Cook something nice for me. dont tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. I wanna suprise her." her mother replied....."u come home first, i wanna tell u something very important." After he came to shah alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. he was laughing and said "dont try to fool me. Tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her. Pls stop this nonsense". Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe.(Shankar started to sweat) He said... "its not true. we were spoke yesterday. she still calls me. Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya. see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation loud and clear. No cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin the were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again.

Pak darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours. Than they discovered one thing... tok Chen was sweating. His face was red . "i just cant believe this. it's quite amazing" he said. " i didn't think that this could actually happen. Unbelievable Oh My God! Maxis is the best line, ever. We can still keep in touch even when we're dead!! Talk about coverage!!! Best coverage ever!!! Where can i get the SIMpack?

Moral of the story.........Maxis is the best lar .........

（故事摘自N年前月亮姐姐sent来的email^^）



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那天收到白僵尸的《鬼节的禁忌》短讯，还以为他酱好死sent来提醒&关心，哪里知道还有下文的…


《鬼节的禁忌》


1，看见地上的东西不能拾！
（如果是钱包，项链…等等值钱的东西看你拾不拾！）


2，听见后面有人叫你的名字时不能回头看！
（回到家肯定被家人或朋友训一顿！）


3，不能在十字路口唱古代歌曲！
（除非你想进青山！）


4，超过傍晚六点不能玩任何乐器！
（…那很多夜店不用做生意了！）



然后白僵尸就说要把这短讯传给至少六个人，如果不发出去或删除的话，会有怪异事件发生～
比如…


1，冲凉的时候会有“人”坐在马桶上。
（还好上大号和洗澡的地方是分开嘀！）


2，照镜子时会有“人”在你后面。
（我！因为房里贴满了自己的海报和照片）


3，看电视时会有“人”陪你一起看。
（不怕！通常都是几个人一起看电视节目，要怕的话就大家一起怕…）


4，眼前会一直浮现死后的样子。
（起床后照镜就会看到！）


5，在你家门口会有“人”跟你招手。
（对面家的安娣是很亲切友善的噢！）

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